| What Am I Doing in New Jersey? | |
| Type: | live |
| Artist: | George Carlin |
| Cover: | GC What Am I Doing In New Jersey.png |
| Released: | August 15, 1988 |
| Recorded: | March 25–26, 1988, Park Performing Arts Center, Union City, New Jersey |
| Genre: | Comedy |
| Length: | 47:45 |
| Label: | Atlantic/Eardrum |
| Producer: | George Carlin |
| Prev Title: | Playin' with Your Head |
| Prev Year: | 1986 |
| Next Title: | Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics |
| Next Year: | 1990 |
What Am I Doing in New Jersey? is the 12th album and sixth HBO special by American comedian George Carlin. It was recorded at the Park Performing Arts Center in Union City, New Jersey for an HBO special, and the album was released on August 15, 1988.
During Late Night with David Letterman on November 17, 1988, Carlin revealed that the working title of the special was What in God's Name Am I Doing in New Jersey?