| Director: | Charles M. Jones |
| Story: | Michael Maltese |
| Animator: | Ben Washam Ken Harris Phil Monroe Lloyd Vaughan Richard Thompson[1] Harry Love |
| Layout Artist: | Robert Gribbroek |
| Background Artist: | Philip DeGuard |
| Starring: | Mel Blanc John T. Smith |
| Music: | Carl Stalling |
| Producer: | Edward Selzer |
| Studio: | Warner Bros. Cartoons |
| Distributor: | Warner Bros. Pictures The Vitaphone Corporation |
| Color Process: | Technicolor |
| Language: | English |
Water, Water Every Hare is a 1952 Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon directed by Chuck Jones.[2] The cartoon was released on April 19, 1952 and stars Bugs Bunny.[3] The short is a return to the themes of the 1946 cartoon Hair-Raising Hare and brings the monster Gossamer back to the screen.
The title is a pun on the line "Water, water, everywhere / Nor any drop to drink" from the poem The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge. The cartoon is available on Disc 1 of the .
After being displaced by a storm, Bugs Bunny finds himself in the castle of a mad scientist. The scientist, needing a brain for his robot, orders his orange, hairy monster, Rudolph, to capture Bugs. Bugs awakens under a mummy, panics, and flees. The frustrated scientist sends Rudolph to retrieve him, promising a reward. Bugs evades capture by impersonating a hairdresser and uses dynamite as curlers, leaving Rudolph bald.
Enraged, Rudolph chases Bugs to a chemical storage room. Bugs uses vanishing fluid to turn invisible and torments Rudolph, eventually shrinking him with reducing oil. The tiny Rudolph resigns and leaves through a mouse hole. Invisible Bugs celebrates, but the scientist makes him visible again, demanding his brain. Bugs refuses, and the scientist accidentally releases ether fumes, incapacitating them both. In a slow-motion chase, Bugs trips the scientist, who falls asleep.
Bugs, still in slow motion, prances away but trips and falls asleep in a stream that returns him to his flooded hole. Waking up, he thinks it was a nightmare until the miniature monster rows by, leaving Bugs bewildered.